I have the rotten voice of a former choir girl
I don't understand the meaning of swallows
and I can't tell the difference between hawks.
The roadside always looks the same to me
I only spot fowl when they land on my plate.
I have no idea what a digging fork is used for
and I never feel like picking cloudberries
But I do read the Loyal Customer Leaflet carefully
and I know which floor they keep Michael Kors sandals on.