Poor Rich Girl!

I have the rotten voice of a former choir girl 

I don't understand the meaning of swallows 

and I can't tell the difference between hawks.

The roadside always looks the same to me 

I only spot fowl when they land on my plate. 

I have no idea what a digging fork is used for 

and I never feel like picking cloudberries  

But I do read the Loyal Customer Leaflet carefully 

and I know which floor they keep Michael Kors sandals on. 

I got this lipstick from Clinique and it's called Pure Happiness. Pastels on black paper, 2015.

Poor Rich Girl! Watercolor, ink, acrylics, and fake gold flakes on paper, 2015. 

Apollo my ass. Pastels on old (butterfly-patterned) wallpaper, 2015.